WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why should I send you money then?
A: Maybe it will help you sleep at night.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why should I send you money then?
A: Maybe it will help you sleep at night.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— i dancing in my room shouting satanic chants because i recently sacraficed a baby goat MIDNIGHT
— Smoking really good weed.. 4 AM
— Im Jackin it 11 PM
— I'm not tired! 5 PM
— I'm lonely as hell 5 AM
— Taylor Hill 3 PM
— kpop MIDNIGHT
— coffee 11 PM
— poison ivy 2 AM
— poison 2 AM
— poidon 2 AM
— Because I just watch Lizzie Bennet Diaries (different time-zone) and spent the rest of the night scrolling tumblr dashboard. 5 AM
— kkkk 6 PM
— cuz i have to tell them im not attracted to my brother because 5 years old is too old 11 PM
— cuz i wanna look up mortgage rates 11 PM
— cus 10 PM
— butts 7 PM
— like 10 PM
— dog NOON
— fghfghfgh 11 AM
— Fixing DNS, blerg 1 PM
— grhhhhh 3 PM
— Because I work graveyard! 2 AM
— I am depressed. 1 AM
— Because I have a lot of stuff to do. Thank you, school. 1 AM
— Because someone has to listen to Ke$ha on repeat MIDNIGHT
— No idea but gimme 10 more minutes of studying calculus 201 and I'll fix that 4 PM
— Because it's early. 11 PM
— Because it is 10 am... 10 AM
— My head has too many thoughts.... 10 PM
MOAR!
— i dancing in my room shouting satanic chants because i recently sacraficed a baby goat MIDNIGHT
— Smoking really good weed.. 4 AM
— Im Jackin it 11 PM
— I'm not tired! 5 PM
— I'm lonely as hell 5 AM
— Taylor Hill 3 PM
— kpop MIDNIGHT
— coffee 11 PM
— poison ivy 2 AM
— poison 2 AM
— poidon 2 AM
— Because I just watch Lizzie Bennet Diaries (different time-zone) and spent the rest of the night scrolling tumblr dashboard. 5 AM
— kkkk 6 PM
— cuz i have to tell them im not attracted to my brother because 5 years old is too old 11 PM
— cuz i wanna look up mortgage rates 11 PM
— cus 10 PM
— butts 7 PM
— like 10 PM
— dog NOON
— fghfghfgh 11 AM
— Fixing DNS, blerg 1 PM
— grhhhhh 3 PM
— Because I work graveyard! 2 AM
— I am depressed. 1 AM
— Because I have a lot of stuff to do. Thank you, school. 1 AM
— Because someone has to listen to Ke$ha on repeat MIDNIGHT
— No idea but gimme 10 more minutes of studying calculus 201 and I'll fix that 4 PM
— Because it's early. 11 PM
— Because it is 10 am... 10 AM
— My head has too many thoughts.... 10 PM
MOAR!