WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why should I send you money then?
A: Maybe it will help you sleep at night.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why should I send you money then?
A: Maybe it will help you sleep at night.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— Waiting for the codeine to kick in. MIDNIGHT
— ni 9 PM
— k 2 PM
— ?Awake still you are why pm 9 it's 9 PM
— I never go to sleep before 12AM. 9 PM
— I have insomnia due to anxiety/depression. 2 AM
— It's 3 pm 3 PM
— FRIDAY NIGHT GAME yolo 2 AM
— The boy in my bed moved to another state... MIDNIGHT
— I'm hungry. 3 PM
— My iPhone still has battery life left 2 AM
— I thought the apocalypse was coming 1 AM
— it's time to drink, fool 5 PM
— #PrettySweet 11 PM
— because im not 12 9 PM
— job to do 1 PM
— sariah 5 PM
— At work, with a pulled wisdom tooth. I'd rather be masterbating. 3 AM
— Why are you? 1 AM
— I am asking myself the same question. 2 AM
— My daughter is a nightowl… 10 PM
— Too sad for sleep :( 5 AM
— I'm working! MIDNIGHT
— Cleaning the house before the wife gets back and sees this mess MIDNIGHT
— suck it, i do what i want! 10 PM
— I am waiting for the drive to do homework 9 PM
— This newsfeed is irresistible. 1 AM
— Wow this weed is good NOON
— Why are you, you bastard? NOON
— still masturbating NOON
MOAR!
— Waiting for the codeine to kick in. MIDNIGHT
— ni 9 PM
— k 2 PM
— ?Awake still you are why pm 9 it's 9 PM
— I never go to sleep before 12AM. 9 PM
— I have insomnia due to anxiety/depression. 2 AM
— It's 3 pm 3 PM
— FRIDAY NIGHT GAME yolo 2 AM
— The boy in my bed moved to another state... MIDNIGHT
— I'm hungry. 3 PM
— My iPhone still has battery life left 2 AM
— I thought the apocalypse was coming 1 AM
— it's time to drink, fool 5 PM
— #PrettySweet 11 PM
— because im not 12 9 PM
— job to do 1 PM
— sariah 5 PM
— At work, with a pulled wisdom tooth. I'd rather be masterbating. 3 AM
— Why are you? 1 AM
— I am asking myself the same question. 2 AM
— My daughter is a nightowl… 10 PM
— Too sad for sleep :( 5 AM
— I'm working! MIDNIGHT
— Cleaning the house before the wife gets back and sees this mess MIDNIGHT
— suck it, i do what i want! 10 PM
— I am waiting for the drive to do homework 9 PM
— This newsfeed is irresistible. 1 AM
— Wow this weed is good NOON
— Why are you, you bastard? NOON
— still masturbating NOON
MOAR!