WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— Because my anxiety has invaded my thoughts like an unwelcomed parasite. It has latched on to my brain and I can't seem to escape it. 2 AM
— guess I should go to bed and continue failing this class in the morning 1 AM
— my college has decided I no longer need sleep to function MIDNIGHT
— I'm tired but I just can't find it in myself to go to sleep 6 AM
— so... fucking... horny........ 2 AM
— bouncin on my boys D MIDNIGHT
— Alcohol keeps me awake for some reason 4 AM
— those slowed edits of songs got me thinking mang 1 AM
— just pondering the idea of falling in love with someone who likes cilantro MIDNIGHT
— have you ever seen a character you really like? like intensely love? yeah 3 AM
— There's a fake plastic cow right next to me and it looked at me strange. We've been fighting it out sense 11 PM
— I mean, its normal to be awake at this hour.... right? 5 PM
— I can't stop thinking about whether I should break up with my boyfriend and date lesbians. 11 PM
— I won't stop reading fanfiction and I also want to create art but fanfiction 2 AM
— It's the middle of of the day 11 AM
— I keep thinking about him 4 AM
— I miss my friends, and my parents aren't helping by taking my phone. i simply binge watch netflix, to fill the gap that is missing in my life. 1 AM
— I have been binge-watching netflix, and wondering why the pandemic is punishing me. 1 AM
— I haven't let my house in three weeks and I forgot that time existed. 6 AM
— Insomnia maybe? 4 AM
— Because theres a world pandemic and the combo of boredom and anxiety is so bizarre that I am kind of curious to see where it goes. 11 PM
— Its 2:26 2 AM
— I'm a dumb cunt 11 PM
— im the only one online in a discord server and im listening to the music bot 1 AM
— Because you're still on your phone 10 PM
— Bc I cant get this dude out my head 2 AM
— -studying (not) MIDNIGHT
— the second my head touches the pillow tears start accumulating in my eyes 6 PM
— YouTube duh 4 AM
— It's actually almost 3 am, but I'm just vibing to mxmtoon while cleanin my room 2 AM
MOAR!
— Because my anxiety has invaded my thoughts like an unwelcomed parasite. It has latched on to my brain and I can't seem to escape it. 2 AM
— guess I should go to bed and continue failing this class in the morning 1 AM
— my college has decided I no longer need sleep to function MIDNIGHT
— I'm tired but I just can't find it in myself to go to sleep 6 AM
— so... fucking... horny........ 2 AM
— bouncin on my boys D MIDNIGHT
— Alcohol keeps me awake for some reason 4 AM
— those slowed edits of songs got me thinking mang 1 AM
— just pondering the idea of falling in love with someone who likes cilantro MIDNIGHT
— have you ever seen a character you really like? like intensely love? yeah 3 AM
— There's a fake plastic cow right next to me and it looked at me strange. We've been fighting it out sense 11 PM
— I mean, its normal to be awake at this hour.... right? 5 PM
— I can't stop thinking about whether I should break up with my boyfriend and date lesbians. 11 PM
— I won't stop reading fanfiction and I also want to create art but fanfiction 2 AM
— It's the middle of of the day 11 AM
— I keep thinking about him 4 AM
— I miss my friends, and my parents aren't helping by taking my phone. i simply binge watch netflix, to fill the gap that is missing in my life. 1 AM
— I have been binge-watching netflix, and wondering why the pandemic is punishing me. 1 AM
— I haven't let my house in three weeks and I forgot that time existed. 6 AM
— Insomnia maybe? 4 AM
— Because theres a world pandemic and the combo of boredom and anxiety is so bizarre that I am kind of curious to see where it goes. 11 PM
— Its 2:26 2 AM
— I'm a dumb cunt 11 PM
— im the only one online in a discord server and im listening to the music bot 1 AM
— Because you're still on your phone 10 PM
— Bc I cant get this dude out my head 2 AM
— -studying (not) MIDNIGHT
— the second my head touches the pillow tears start accumulating in my eyes 6 PM
— YouTube duh 4 AM
— It's actually almost 3 am, but I'm just vibing to mxmtoon while cleanin my room 2 AM
MOAR!