WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
BEST EXCUSES
— I actually Googled "Why am I still awake?" and up came this site. lol funny. I need sleep. 4 AM
— Just masturbating 4 AM
— trying to find the end of the internet 9 PM
— The boy in my bed moved to another state... MIDNIGHT
— Because im afraid if i sleep ill never wake up. 3 AM
— Unfamiliar bed. Low to the ground and there's a cat in it! 3 AM
— I feel so lonely. 1 AM
— because the thirst for dank memes has no curfew 1 AM
— Because of sites like these 4 AM
— making a montage of all my ugly friends 11 PM
— I figured out why you are yelling at me, BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS SLEEP AND WHO ARE YOU AND WHY AM I SUDDENLY AROUSED!? 5 AM
— i had too much fucking toast 2 AM
— Because these are the questions that keep me up at night. 2 AM
— I HAVE NO CLUE MIDNIGHT
— They won't pay me if I fall asleep at work. 1 PM
— A gigantic fleet of narwhales decided to attack. I'm plotting my revenge. 2 AM
— My cat keeps kicking the door, i know its the cat, but im still afraid that its someone here to kill me 3 AM
— Waiting for the codeine to kick in. MIDNIGHT
— It's the only time I can think without guilt. There's no one else to tell me otherwise. 2 AM
— My cats not kicking the door and im afraid someone killed him instead of me 4 AM
— because i'm in love with life but out of touch with the world 3 AM
— 3 open bars in a row. Then a dance party where someone got shot outside the window.
— Did too much things over the dark web suddently fallen asleep and wake up in my bed go downstair and see that page on my computer...WTF HELP?! 5 AM
— Life is a void sleep and awake are indistinguishable. MIDNIGHT
— Idk man I want a dragon 1 AM
— Absolutely no idea! 2 AM
— IT'S FUCKING BREAK THATS WHY! 2 AM
— Thinking Thinking Thinking , cannot understand wht's Going on my Head. 2 AM
— I dont feel so good... MIDNIGHT
— What is this site for? 2 AM
— I actually Googled "Why am I still awake?" and up came this site. lol funny. I need sleep. 4 AM
— Just masturbating 4 AM
— trying to find the end of the internet 9 PM
— The boy in my bed moved to another state... MIDNIGHT
— Because im afraid if i sleep ill never wake up. 3 AM
— Unfamiliar bed. Low to the ground and there's a cat in it! 3 AM
— I feel so lonely. 1 AM
— because the thirst for dank memes has no curfew 1 AM
— Because of sites like these 4 AM
— making a montage of all my ugly friends 11 PM
— I figured out why you are yelling at me, BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS SLEEP AND WHO ARE YOU AND WHY AM I SUDDENLY AROUSED!? 5 AM
— i had too much fucking toast 2 AM
— Because these are the questions that keep me up at night. 2 AM
— I HAVE NO CLUE MIDNIGHT
— They won't pay me if I fall asleep at work. 1 PM
— A gigantic fleet of narwhales decided to attack. I'm plotting my revenge. 2 AM
— My cat keeps kicking the door, i know its the cat, but im still afraid that its someone here to kill me 3 AM
— Waiting for the codeine to kick in. MIDNIGHT
— It's the only time I can think without guilt. There's no one else to tell me otherwise. 2 AM
— My cats not kicking the door and im afraid someone killed him instead of me 4 AM
— because i'm in love with life but out of touch with the world 3 AM
— 3 open bars in a row. Then a dance party where someone got shot outside the window.
— Did too much things over the dark web suddently fallen asleep and wake up in my bed go downstair and see that page on my computer...WTF HELP?! 5 AM
— Life is a void sleep and awake are indistinguishable. MIDNIGHT
— Idk man I want a dragon 1 AM
— Absolutely no idea! 2 AM
— IT'S FUCKING BREAK THATS WHY! 2 AM
— Thinking Thinking Thinking , cannot understand wht's Going on my Head. 2 AM
— I dont feel so good... MIDNIGHT
— What is this site for? 2 AM