WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— I'm semi-addicted to the internet and usually go on my laptop until I pass out of sheer exhaustion. 1 AM
— my brain won't stop thinking 4 AM
— GUESS WHO DIDN'T SLEEP LAST NIGHT! 7 AM
— I'm thinking about Taco Bell. 2 AM
— Because of sites like these 4 AM
— FB, and being lonely MIDNIGHT
— cuz videogames MIDNIGHT
— Im avoiding homework 9 PM
— Because I have diarrhoea and I have to rush to the bog every 5 minutes so I can shit acid 10 PM
— Because the scratching at the door is back again 1 AM
— can't tell if i'm lonely or just going crazy 2 AM
— penis is the bum dude MIDNIGHT
— i need to write a paper but i havent read the material...cant go to sleep until i finihs MIDNIGHT
— jizz in my pants 3 AM
— I'm hungry 11 AM
— I think I like her... 3 AM
— how did i end up here? 6 PM
— I'm detangling and twisting my hair as I get seduced by Jesse Boykins III. HIS MUSIC IS SOOOOOO SMOOOOOOOTH. 1 AM
— My daughter is a nightowl 10 PM
— I am awake because I know I have school tomorrow 10 PM
— trying to break into my moms room. MIDNIGHT
— cos i'm cumming into her mouth 1 PM
— I don't even know 11 PM
— WAAASSAP MO'FUKERS!! 8 AM
— Because Im sleepy but I dont want to close my eyelids 4 AM
— djgudspelah y u no sleep? 3 AM
— Oh yeah? Well I'm a girl and I'm GIVING myself wedgies on purpose to masturbate! 1 AM
— Cba to sleep 5 AM
— i had too much fucking toast 2 AM
— ive been drawing and stuff, and doing things i like 10 PM
— I'm semi-addicted to the internet and usually go on my laptop until I pass out of sheer exhaustion. 1 AM
— my brain won't stop thinking 4 AM
— GUESS WHO DIDN'T SLEEP LAST NIGHT! 7 AM
— I'm thinking about Taco Bell. 2 AM
— Because of sites like these 4 AM
— FB, and being lonely MIDNIGHT
— cuz videogames MIDNIGHT
— Im avoiding homework 9 PM
— Because I have diarrhoea and I have to rush to the bog every 5 minutes so I can shit acid 10 PM
— Because the scratching at the door is back again 1 AM
— can't tell if i'm lonely or just going crazy 2 AM
— penis is the bum dude MIDNIGHT
— i need to write a paper but i havent read the material...cant go to sleep until i finihs MIDNIGHT
— jizz in my pants 3 AM
— I'm hungry 11 AM
— I think I like her... 3 AM
— how did i end up here? 6 PM
— I'm detangling and twisting my hair as I get seduced by Jesse Boykins III. HIS MUSIC IS SOOOOOO SMOOOOOOOTH. 1 AM
— My daughter is a nightowl 10 PM
— I am awake because I know I have school tomorrow 10 PM
— trying to break into my moms room. MIDNIGHT
— cos i'm cumming into her mouth 1 PM
— I don't even know 11 PM
— WAAASSAP MO'FUKERS!! 8 AM
— Because Im sleepy but I dont want to close my eyelids 4 AM
— djgudspelah y u no sleep? 3 AM
— Oh yeah? Well I'm a girl and I'm GIVING myself wedgies on purpose to masturbate! 1 AM
— Cba to sleep 5 AM
— i had too much fucking toast 2 AM
— ive been drawing and stuff, and doing things i like 10 PM