WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— I keep looking at websites like this very one MIDNIGHT
— cause i like being alone or as close as i can tell since everyone else is asleep. i dont get a lot of time to just be with myself. 6 AM
— And im playing fortnite with pokimane MIDNIGHT
— I cant stop thinking about pokimane MIDNIGHT
— And I have been sleeping all day like a lazy ass pig MIDNIGHT
— cause u want to stay up all night MIDNIGHT
— Because I don't want to wake up in a couple hours and have to face the world. So basically, I'm procasinating sleep. 2 AM
— Couse kittens drunk 1 AM
— i start a diet tomorrow and im eating all the candy i can for my last day of freedom 5 AM
— the birds are chirping now. excellent. 5 AM
— cant stop watching shameless 5 AM
— I'm a paramedic working night shift... but nothing is happening 3 AM
— Damn asking the big questions 11 PM
— Am I really this desperate for attention? EWWWW 3 AM
— I feel like robot chicken 3 AM
— I just want to lay here 3 AM
— There's so much to do and so little time! 3 AM
— I love this site, thank you to the creator(s), wish I would've googled "why the fuck am I awake" 10 years ago 3 AM
— I'm also possibly going to be homeless. EVERYTHING IS OKAY I'm going to try and try and try again to go back to sleep. Xo 2 AM
— I'm thinking about Taco Bell. 2 AM
— I've been asleep for too long 2 AM
— I hate my boufriend 4 AM
— my computer is v addicted 3 AM
— you fucking tell me thats why im here 3 AM
— Cont'd So now I CAN'T fuckin' sleep. My boyfriend is an antagonistic pain-in-the-ass and all I can think about is how much I hate him right now. 2 AM
— Cont'd from below: This night was sooooo perfect, music playing, bed at a good time, etc...but NOOOO. Outta nowhere he wakes up and is STAYING awake. 2 AM
— I have to wake up at 6am 5 AM
— i ran out of weed man 3 AM
— Send help please I cant sleep help me plz help I am in danger help he is after me help 3 AM
— Why has god abandoned us -Filthy Frank 3 AM
MOAR!
— I keep looking at websites like this very one MIDNIGHT
— cause i like being alone or as close as i can tell since everyone else is asleep. i dont get a lot of time to just be with myself. 6 AM
— And im playing fortnite with pokimane MIDNIGHT
— I cant stop thinking about pokimane MIDNIGHT
— And I have been sleeping all day like a lazy ass pig MIDNIGHT
— cause u want to stay up all night MIDNIGHT
— Because I don't want to wake up in a couple hours and have to face the world. So basically, I'm procasinating sleep. 2 AM
— Couse kittens drunk 1 AM
— i start a diet tomorrow and im eating all the candy i can for my last day of freedom 5 AM
— the birds are chirping now. excellent. 5 AM
— cant stop watching shameless 5 AM
— I'm a paramedic working night shift... but nothing is happening 3 AM
— Damn asking the big questions 11 PM
— Am I really this desperate for attention? EWWWW 3 AM
— I feel like robot chicken 3 AM
— I just want to lay here 3 AM
— There's so much to do and so little time! 3 AM
— I love this site, thank you to the creator(s), wish I would've googled "why the fuck am I awake" 10 years ago 3 AM
— I'm also possibly going to be homeless. EVERYTHING IS OKAY I'm going to try and try and try again to go back to sleep. Xo 2 AM
— I'm thinking about Taco Bell. 2 AM
— I've been asleep for too long 2 AM
— I hate my boufriend 4 AM
— my computer is v addicted 3 AM
— you fucking tell me thats why im here 3 AM
— Cont'd So now I CAN'T fuckin' sleep. My boyfriend is an antagonistic pain-in-the-ass and all I can think about is how much I hate him right now. 2 AM
— Cont'd from below: This night was sooooo perfect, music playing, bed at a good time, etc...but NOOOO. Outta nowhere he wakes up and is STAYING awake. 2 AM
— I have to wake up at 6am 5 AM
— i ran out of weed man 3 AM
— Send help please I cant sleep help me plz help I am in danger help he is after me help 3 AM
— Why has god abandoned us -Filthy Frank 3 AM
MOAR!