WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why should I send you money then?
A: Maybe it will help you sleep at night.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is rage@whyareyoustillawake.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why should I send you money then?
A: Maybe it will help you sleep at night.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is rage@whyareyoustillawake.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— another night in vegas 5 AM
— Just went across state lines to eat a sandwich. MIDNIGHT
— my heart is cooking my brain MIDNIGHT
— too much pizza MIDNIGHT
— making a montage of all my ugly friends 11 PM
— I want to study. 11 AM
— I slept earlier and I've been texting the girl I want most right now 4 AM
— He's not clueless, he just doesn't give a shit. MIDNIGHT
— trying to break into my moms room. MIDNIGHT
— xuz its only 3 pm? 3 PM
— adderall 4 AM
— waiting for sun to go down 7 PM
— hat 7 PM
— a giant squid just attacked my house... MIDNIGHT
— Answering a question of "Why are you still awake"? 4 AM
— Sabrina nellie 8 PM
— there's still beer left in the fridge! 4 AM
— i think about a person MIDNIGHT
— waiting for the guy i like to get his clueless ass online -.- 10 PM
— yeah sleeeeeeeeeepy now... 2 AM
— waiting for gsoc server.... it's down... MIDNIGHT
— Waiting for a mail.... MIDNIGHT
— Exam next week MIDNIGHT
— exams 11 PM
— MY ASS is Aching.. :P 11 PM
— fever 11 PM
— y should i sleep? 11 PM
— Exam next week :( 11 PM
— ♫ 11 PM
— Exam sooooon... :( - Bhathiya 11 PM
MOAR!
— another night in vegas 5 AM
— Just went across state lines to eat a sandwich. MIDNIGHT
— my heart is cooking my brain MIDNIGHT
— too much pizza MIDNIGHT
— making a montage of all my ugly friends 11 PM
— I want to study. 11 AM
— I slept earlier and I've been texting the girl I want most right now 4 AM
— He's not clueless, he just doesn't give a shit. MIDNIGHT
— trying to break into my moms room. MIDNIGHT
— xuz its only 3 pm? 3 PM
— adderall 4 AM
— waiting for sun to go down 7 PM
— hat 7 PM
— a giant squid just attacked my house... MIDNIGHT
— Answering a question of "Why are you still awake"? 4 AM
— Sabrina nellie 8 PM
— there's still beer left in the fridge! 4 AM
— i think about a person MIDNIGHT
— waiting for the guy i like to get his clueless ass online -.- 10 PM
— yeah sleeeeeeeeeepy now... 2 AM
— waiting for gsoc server.... it's down... MIDNIGHT
— Waiting for a mail.... MIDNIGHT
— Exam next week MIDNIGHT
— exams 11 PM
— MY ASS is Aching.. :P 11 PM
— fever 11 PM
— y should i sleep? 11 PM
— Exam next week :( 11 PM
— ♫ 11 PM
— Exam sooooon... :( - Bhathiya 11 PM
MOAR!