WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
 
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.

Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.

Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.

Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.

Q: Why should I send you money then?
A: Maybe it will help you sleep at night.

Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com