WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— Its 2:26 2 AM
— I'm a dumb cunt 11 PM
— im the only one online in a discord server and im listening to the music bot 1 AM
— Because you're still on your phone 10 PM
— Bc I cant get this dude out my head 2 AM
— -studying (not) MIDNIGHT
— the second my head touches the pillow tears start accumulating in my eyes 6 PM
— YouTube duh 4 AM
— It's actually almost 3 am, but I'm just vibing to mxmtoon while cleanin my room 2 AM
— Because I've been poisoned by nostalgia 2 AM
— tacos and beer MIDNIGHT
— you sleep a 1/3 of your life and you only have one life so why not. 10 PM
— well i am watching the movie grease for like the 100th time so yeah 10 PM
— i was alsooo pooping at the same time 2 AM
— i was wathcing porn 2 AM
— i was playing video games 2 AM
— cause it's dayime 4 PM
— ...for the chance of loving you, I'd take it ALL THE WAY right down to the wire, even through the fiiiiiiirrrrreeee.... 2 AM
— And so I'm binge-reading Webtoons. 2 AM
— Insomnia strikes like a sexy shadow beast. Smh. 2 AM
— Browsing this website 1 AM
— i dont know man, depression 2 AM
— contemplating life 2 AM
— I don't know honestly gotta get back to bed 11 AM
— homework i should have started two weeks ago 4 PM
— my friends are still awake and I get worried about them so I don't want to sleep until they do MIDNIGHT
— Ravens game 5 PM
— scared about random disease. also random thoughts keeping me up and repeating the same dumb cycle 2 AM
— on my period 1 AM
— animal crossing 10 PM
MOAR!
— Its 2:26 2 AM
— I'm a dumb cunt 11 PM
— im the only one online in a discord server and im listening to the music bot 1 AM
— Because you're still on your phone 10 PM
— Bc I cant get this dude out my head 2 AM
— -studying (not) MIDNIGHT
— the second my head touches the pillow tears start accumulating in my eyes 6 PM
— YouTube duh 4 AM
— It's actually almost 3 am, but I'm just vibing to mxmtoon while cleanin my room 2 AM
— Because I've been poisoned by nostalgia 2 AM
— tacos and beer MIDNIGHT
— you sleep a 1/3 of your life and you only have one life so why not. 10 PM
— well i am watching the movie grease for like the 100th time so yeah 10 PM
— i was alsooo pooping at the same time 2 AM
— i was wathcing porn 2 AM
— i was playing video games 2 AM
— cause it's dayime 4 PM
— ...for the chance of loving you, I'd take it ALL THE WAY right down to the wire, even through the fiiiiiiirrrrreeee.... 2 AM
— And so I'm binge-reading Webtoons. 2 AM
— Insomnia strikes like a sexy shadow beast. Smh. 2 AM
— Browsing this website 1 AM
— i dont know man, depression 2 AM
— contemplating life 2 AM
— I don't know honestly gotta get back to bed 11 AM
— homework i should have started two weeks ago 4 PM
— my friends are still awake and I get worried about them so I don't want to sleep until they do MIDNIGHT
— Ravens game 5 PM
— scared about random disease. also random thoughts keeping me up and repeating the same dumb cycle 2 AM
— on my period 1 AM
— animal crossing 10 PM
MOAR!