WHY ARE YOU STILL AWAKE?
Q: Dude, it's 1 PM. Don't I deserve to be up now?
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
A: No, you should be asleep at all times.
Q: Yo, it's 10:07, not 10 PM. Why can't you get it right?
A: We show just the hours, not the minutes, seconds, or milliseconds. Deal with it.
Q: Why are you yelling at me?
A: Because you never listen.
Q: Why does your site suck so much?
A: Because we'd rather sleep than make you happy.
Q: Why haven't you answered my stupid question?
A: Because it's a stupid question, or because you haven't sent it yet. Our email is whyareyoustillawake@gmail.com
WALL OF EXCUSES
— im bonding with my girlfriend 2 AM
— how did i got here lol 3 AM
— Fuck everything 4 AM
— I feel shit and can't control my life 3 AM
— Cba to sleep 5 AM
— i honestly have no idea 3 AM
— I needed to watch the last episode of Friends. Fuck it, it's the last episode 1 AM
— my cat keeps me awake every single night and i feel like im going insane 7 AM
— Nightmares are so much fun 5 AM
— i can't really??? stop crying??? for no reason??? 2 AM
— Trying to understand girls 2 AM
— I keep forgetting to go to sleep 1 AM
— Because Im sleepy but I dont want to close my eyelids 4 AM
— Trying to stop gaming addiction 3am +/- 2 AM
— I'm having a mental break down and it won't let me sleep MIDNIGHT
— youre not yelling unless theres an exclamation point involved. And it aint. 1 PM
— and I OOP 1 PM
— well its only 7 pm soooooo yeah 7 PM
— playing minecraft 3 AM
— thinking about this guy I like 2 AM
— taking buzzfeed quizzes HAHAH 2 AM
— cuz im waiting for my roomate to come back 11 PM
— well mostley cuz i want to be up late so i can sleep to 10 am tomorrow 8 PM
— because i cant stop playing the sims 4 8 PM
— Cuz I fell asleep too early, so here we go. 3 AM
— bc my dog ate my bunny 9 PM
— I am hungry 9 PM
— anxiety...just kind of terrified of life i guess lol 2 AM
— thinking about the girl I loved 5 AM
— listening to music and crying over made up scenarios in my head because OOp it's sad boy hours 1 AM
MOAR!
— im bonding with my girlfriend 2 AM
— how did i got here lol 3 AM
— Fuck everything 4 AM
— I feel shit and can't control my life 3 AM
— Cba to sleep 5 AM
— i honestly have no idea 3 AM
— I needed to watch the last episode of Friends. Fuck it, it's the last episode 1 AM
— my cat keeps me awake every single night and i feel like im going insane 7 AM
— Nightmares are so much fun 5 AM
— i can't really??? stop crying??? for no reason??? 2 AM
— Trying to understand girls 2 AM
— I keep forgetting to go to sleep 1 AM
— Because Im sleepy but I dont want to close my eyelids 4 AM
— Trying to stop gaming addiction 3am +/- 2 AM
— I'm having a mental break down and it won't let me sleep MIDNIGHT
— youre not yelling unless theres an exclamation point involved. And it aint. 1 PM
— and I OOP 1 PM
— well its only 7 pm soooooo yeah 7 PM
— playing minecraft 3 AM
— thinking about this guy I like 2 AM
— taking buzzfeed quizzes HAHAH 2 AM
— cuz im waiting for my roomate to come back 11 PM
— well mostley cuz i want to be up late so i can sleep to 10 am tomorrow 8 PM
— because i cant stop playing the sims 4 8 PM
— Cuz I fell asleep too early, so here we go. 3 AM
— bc my dog ate my bunny 9 PM
— I am hungry 9 PM
— anxiety...just kind of terrified of life i guess lol 2 AM
— thinking about the girl I loved 5 AM
— listening to music and crying over made up scenarios in my head because OOp it's sad boy hours 1 AM
MOAR!